Hey, do you… do you wanna hear about the best day of my life? I’d pissed myself by accident. They’d had us sitting down for ages, trying to get out like to leave the room but this kid kept blocking me, stopping me leaving, he was playing a game or something and, um… So I told him, right, that he was a dickhead, and that he’s gonna get out of my way, dickhead, and then the whole place went quiet ‘cause Id said “dickhead”. And then they was all laughing, everyone, and I couldn’t work out if it was cause I’d swore or if they’d seen that my shorts were wet, so I tried to cover my shorts with my hands, right, but that meant they all definitely noticed and then there was more laughing. But I have Peter.